This was the first time in my life I’ve checked into a place specifically designed for sleeping and been told, “Oh, you want sheets? That’ll be extra.”
At that point I genuinely wondered if I also needed to bring my own toilet seat aswell.
The shower joined in on the fun by taking a solid 10 minutes to heat up, just long enough for me to contemplate all my life choices, the future of humanity, and whether penguins have knees…
The walls were so thin I basically got to know my neighbors on an emotional level.
On the bright side, the receptionist was actually lovely, and check-in/check-out was smoother than the bed sheets I paid extra for.