Wow, where to begin. The pictures on the app did not do the property any justice. When we walked into our room we found that they must just have installed a new air freshener with a scent called “prime mold”. Shutting the door was fun too, the “do not disturb” sign looked an awful lot like the battery pack of the key fob just dangling there, nice decorative touch. When I turned on the bathroom light, I thought it was a bit rude of the cockroach to just run off without introducing himself. I thought since he was staying with us that was the least he could do. I think they also tried to paint the little poop emoji on the walls but if you ask me I think you should probably use a quality acrylic paint instead of the real stuff, as acrylic smears less. The refrigerator had one of those stylish buttons that you can’t turn or maybe it was missing, I don’t just want to assume. I also liked the acupuncture infused bed sheets, but I think they got the settings a bit hight, when we woke up, we had clustered red dots all over our body and they kinda itch. I think if a hotel room could scream a word at you when walking in, this one would have shouted “Hepatitis” and having to choose A, B, or C wouldn’t have mattered since they would all be fitting. All in all I would say “run for your life” if you come across this property, spend a couple bucks more and leave a place without having to worry about chlamydia. Cheers