We had stayed at this hotel twice before and it was great, so we went again. Upon our arrival, AFTER we checked in and they gave us our room keys, we were informed that the A/C was out in the entire building, but were assured maintenance was working on it urgently. (We found out by looking up past reviews, the A/C has been "broken" for nearly a month.) We were told we could ask for a fan if we found the room too hot, and/or open the window. Once we got to our room we found the entire carpet to be incredibly sticky and the room was sitting at 28°. I went to open the window and found that the screen had been forcibly removed. I put the screen back as best I could then tried to open the window and quickly discovered the screen had been removed because the window crank was broken. I had to remove the screen again and push the window open. I called for a fan, but was told none were available. We had our 2 dogs with us and decided to give them a cold shower because they were overheating. That's when we found that the controls for the shower were labelled backwards and nearly cooked our dogs.
Other things that added to our poor stay:
Broken microwave (would not heat)
Waterslide unavailable during the weekdays (not advertised on site)
Door would not latch unless fiddled with after closing
Broken crackpipe on the ground outside the main entrance (wish I was joking)
Marijuana EVERYWHERE!
We were not asked how our stay was, and I'm pretty sure they knew the answer already...