A hotel for those who love bacon, construction noise, and endless patience
We arrived with high expectations – and yes, it was memorable. Every morning we woke to the irresistible aroma of fried bacon, seeping through walls, windows, and into our very souls. For those who dream of an intense breakfast experience starting at 6:00 AM, this is paradise.
And if you’re into sound: enjoy front-row seats to a construction site, complete with drilling at dawn. No need to set an alarm – the hotel has that covered.
The staff are incredibly friendly. Truly, genuinely polite. They promise to help with a smile – and then do absolutely nothing. A masterclass in empty gestures.
There was also a certain charm in not having any water in our building for parts of the stay. Washing with bottles and brushing teeth with creativity adds a rustic twist that some may find delightful.
Bonus features:
• Balcony doors wouldn’t close properly – perfect if you want to let in noise, insects, or just feel a bit closer to the construction site.
• Soundproofing appears to be on vacation, so you’re sure to feel included in every hotel happening, day or night.
All in all: Highly recommended for those looking to practice mindfulness, patience, and the art of smiling through it all.