Unit 103:
If this were a competition for mediocrity, this place would pass with flying beiges.
The place looks OK when you come in, but as time goes on, it just becomes a place of disappointment.
I guess it started with being given a guide to the place that had the wrong apartment number on it, so the couple who was in that apartment was absolutely shocked when I knocked and walked into their place, thinking it was just housekeepers cleaning.
I had to wait 30 minutes to get a response to actually get a door code.
Ceiling air filter hasn’t been cleaned in what looks like a couple years (yes, you can look up and see the geological layers of dust).
Bathroom towel rod wasn’t mounted properly.
Both bathroom showerheads were cheap and janky and not mounted flush to the wall.
The lighting was horrendous; a K-mart has a more pleasant feel. One light even flickered if you tried to turn it on because they used LED bulbs everywhere. Why would you ever decide on colder-than-daylight bulbs?
Couch looked nice, but a cinderblock would’ve been more comfortable.
Five slats for the vertical blinds were just completely missing.
The patio door had trouble locking, and it must be the most easily accessible door in the whole complex from the outside.
White paint splatter from a maintenance touchup covered the black table.
Trash underneath the bed when I got there.
At least there was a washer/dryer combo.
Overall, if you want Motel 6 quality at a Hilton price, don’t look any further.