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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Burnham-on-Crouch hotel with restaurant and bar/lounge

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Experience the charm of The Oyster Smack Inn, a two-story building with a bay window and dormer window, offering a unique blend of style and comfort.
Enjoy dining in our restaurant with a variety of seating options and a menu board listing a range of dishes.
Relax in this cozy space with a comfortable sofa, coffee maker, and all the essentials for a convenient stay.
Relax in this cozy living space with a sofa, flat-screen TV, and convenient side table.
Cozy retreat with a neatly made bed and a stylish nightstand.
The Oyster Smack Inn is a great choice for a stay in Burnham-on-Crouch. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.

Reviews

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant

Main amenities (4)

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Restaurant and bar/lounge
  • Breakfast available
  • Limited hour front desk

Feel at home (5)

  • Private bathroom
  • Television
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Free self parking
  • Hair dryer
The current price is CNY828
CNY993 total
includes taxes & fees
Aug 10 - Aug 11

Room options

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, desk, and mirror.

Superior Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Desk
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Relax in comfort with a large bed, sofa, and wall-mounted TV.

Luxury Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Desk
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, wardrobe, and radiator, featuring a large window with curtains and a framed artwork.

Classic Double Room

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cozy retreat with a large bed, bedside table, and dresser.

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Heating
TV
Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Hair dryer
Daily housekeeping
Desk
Wardrobe or closet
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the neighborhood

Map
112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR

What's nearby

  • Cliffs Pavilion - 41 min drive - 45.0 km
  • Adventure Island - 42 min drive - 39.3 km
  • Southend Pier - 42 min drive - 38.6 km
  • Thorpe Bay Beach - 45 min drive - 42.2 km
  • Shoebury East Beach - 48 min drive - 49.2 km

Getting around

  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive
  • Stansted Airport (STN) - 78 min drive
  • Southminster Station - 6 min drive
  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • Althorne Station - 13 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Anchor Inn - ‬32 min drive
  • ‪Parlour Cafe - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Queens Head - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Barbeque King - ‬1 min walk

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

The Oyster Smack Inn is a great choice for a stay in Burnham-on-Crouch. You can relax with a drink at the bar/lounge, and the restaurant is the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat.

Languages

English

At a glance

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Hotel size

    • 10 rooms
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Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
    • Minimum check-in age: 18
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM
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Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    • Front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
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Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
    • Minimum check-in age is 18
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Pets

    • Pets not allowed
WIFI

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
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Parking

    • Free onsite self parking
    • Onsite parking limited

Property amenities

Food and drink

  • Continental breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8:00 AM–10:00 AM
  • Hosted evening meals daily for a surcharge (reservations required)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge

Services

  • Front desk (limited hours)

Room amenities

Be entertained

  • Television

Home comfort

  • Heating

Freshen up

  • Private bathroom
  • Shower only
  • Soap and shampoo
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels
  • Toilet paper

Stay connected

  • Free WiFi (speed of 25+ Mbps)

More

  • Daily housekeeping

Fees & policies

Optional extras

  • Continental breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal costs GBP 0.0

Policies

This property does not have elevators.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Sorry, pets aren't allowed.

Is parking offered on site at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, there's free self parking. Parking spots may be limited.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

Is there an onsite casino at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, this hotel doesn't have a casino, but Rendezvous Southend Casino (7.7 mi) and Genting Casino (8.2 mi) are both nearby.

Are there restaurants at or near The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yes, there's an onsite restaurant.

What's the area around The Oyster Smack Inn like?

The Oyster Smack Inn is a short 8-minute walk from Burnham-On-Crouch Station and 18 minutes' walk from Ramblers Stadium.

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The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.6

Exceptional

9.6/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

9.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

9.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Mark, 2-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Pauline, 4-night trip

10/10 Excellent

Per, 2-night trip

8/10 Good

Perfect for a 1 night work trip
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