This place is less of a hotel and more of a nightmare factory. The customer service is so bad, I started wondering if they were running a contest for “Most Useless Staff of the Year.” Spoiler: they’d win.
Every question I asked was met with either a blank stare, a lie so obvious it was insulting, or a shrug like I was interrupting their nap. Need clean towels? Apparently, that’s an unreasonable demand. Want Wi-Fi that works? They act like I’m asking them to build a rocket ship.
The room looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since the Stone Age. If the lights flickered any harder, I’d have thought I was in a horror movie. The only thing scarier than the décor was the attitude of the front desk.
Honestly, sleeping in my car would’ve been a five-star improvement. Avoid this dump at all costs unless you enjoy being treated like an inconvenience and lied to with a straight face